Funnier yet

What I meant was "lftr pllr"

I wrote "lftr" on one set of knuckles and "pulr" on the other tonight. It wasn't original, but I feel strangely authentic. Also, pissy.

we don't talk much anymore

Aphorismism

One sees his own value reflected off the person closest to him.
You are your associations. Hide from them.

Ben and Jerry's

How many people will receive a free scoop of ice cream and not make it to the polls? The old hippies commit voting fraud.

I thought it would be cool if they only offered free ice cream to under eighteens and illegal immigrants.

fuck Culture